"Bad Hair Day" Doesn't Even Begin to Cover It...

I am going to start with Kendall's special Valentine's Day bib that I made. There's nothing like a baby wearing tattoo-print fabric with half-nekkid mermaids, roses, and talk of "true love." As if babies would know anything about that...ha! True love. You can keep your "true love," and I will keep my two completely perfect kids and wonderful (albeit frustrating to the ought degree) husband.

When she wears it I am reminded of sailors in port, drinking at the bar and showing off their tattoos...

So, it started out as a marginal hair day. It could have gone either way, really. Maybe add a cute bow, and everything would have been fine. No hair trauma. But, it went the other way BIG TIME. She looks cute in hats, but they really need to stay on for the entire day or else...
So far, so good. Right? She got lots of comments on the hat and flower. "Somebody has to be the fashion plate in this family!" And it's not gonna be me!

Can you tell Brandon loves his sister? See that look? Love, I tell you! True love? Probably. Does "true love" sometimes pull your hat off and expose your crazy already-marginal-hair-day-hat-hair to the world, to be recorded by your mother for posterity??

Brandon: you're scaring me.

Ah. Apparently, it does. True love. This boy loves his sister more than anything...trust me. He lets her play with his Xbox360 game controller. That proves it! Yet...he can't resist.

Kendall, are you aware of what is going on on top of your head?

Truly, it's as if Edward Scissorhands and a rastafarian had a baby...

That hair.

Does she care? No. Do I care? Only in the sense that I think she actually has the most awesomely amazing hairstyle on the planet (no joke).

Does Brandon care?
He just loves her.

We are all so lucky. Who knew hair could cause this much excitement and drama?

Now I am off to find a comb...